Nyota (Guest) on September 29, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Ann Wambui (Guest) on September 28, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 15, 2023

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 6, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Yusuf (Guest) on August 28, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 24, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Khalifa (Guest) on August 21, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Rubea (Guest) on July 26, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 19, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwinyi (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Maida (Guest) on June 27, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 26, 2023

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

John Mushi (Guest) on June 15, 2023

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 7, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 2, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 26, 2023

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Tambwe (Guest) on May 20, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 16, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Zawadi (Guest) on May 14, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 28, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 24, 2023

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 17, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 15, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 14, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Mgeni (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 10, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Biashara (Guest) on April 3, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 28, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 24, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Bakari (Guest) on March 21, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Khatib (Guest) on March 3, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 2, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2023

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Mwanais (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 19, 2023

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Rahma (Guest) on February 17, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Saidi (Guest) on February 16, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Abubakari (Guest) on February 13, 2023

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 10, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 1, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 31, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 30, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 26, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 22, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 15, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 9, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 4, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Farida (Guest) on December 30, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Chum (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Zulekha (Guest) on December 28, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Susan Wangari (Guest) on December 24, 2022

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

George Wanjala (Guest) on December 24, 2022

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Majid (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Rashid (Guest) on December 17, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Ndoto (Guest) on December 17, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 14, 2022

😂 This is too funny!