Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐ฅ๐
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐ฅ๐
Kheri (Guest) on September 12, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on September 11, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Nassor (Guest) on September 8, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 31, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 30, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 19, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on August 5, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 4, 2023
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 2, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 21, 2023
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Shabani (Guest) on July 20, 2023
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on July 19, 2023
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 9, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Selemani (Guest) on July 8, 2023
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Hassan (Guest) on July 4, 2023
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 28, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on June 27, 2023
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2023
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Khalifa (Guest) on June 8, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 5, 2023
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Kazija (Guest) on June 4, 2023
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on May 30, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 7, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Josephine (Guest) on May 1, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 29, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 15, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 8, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Issa (Guest) on March 27, 2023
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 18, 2023
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 9, 2023
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Kahina (Guest) on March 9, 2023
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Faiza (Guest) on March 7, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Masika (Guest) on March 1, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 25, 2023
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 23, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 21, 2023
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Neema (Guest) on February 15, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 4, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 1, 2023
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 16, 2023
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 16, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 22, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Safiya (Guest) on December 21, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 11, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 21, 2022
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 13, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 11, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on November 4, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 26, 2022
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Mwanais (Guest) on October 25, 2022
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 24, 2022
๐ I needed that laugh!
Sekela (Guest) on October 22, 2022
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 15, 2022
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 14, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 10, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Binti (Guest) on October 7, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Ahmed (Guest) on September 17, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐