Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 17, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Saidi (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Kiza (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 31, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 25, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 23, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 22, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 11, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Nasra (Guest) on July 1, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 30, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 26, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Halimah (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mariam (Guest) on June 24, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on June 22, 2023

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 19, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 15, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 5, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Nasra (Guest) on May 13, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Zainab (Guest) on April 20, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 30, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 24, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Hamida (Guest) on March 20, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 8, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 4, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Zakia (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Zakia (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Nchi (Guest) on February 7, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 2, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 12, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Omari (Guest) on January 12, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 7, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 5, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 17, 2022

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Athumani (Guest) on December 11, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on December 7, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 4, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Abubakari (Guest) on November 19, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 19, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Baraka (Guest) on November 18, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Bahati (Guest) on November 15, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 8, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 20, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 8, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 6, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 20, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 25, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

George Mallya (Guest) on August 22, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Rashid (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 10, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

George Wanjala (Guest) on August 5, 2022

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 1, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 6, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!