A math teacher's favorite type of dessert is... ฯ! ๐ฅง
Explanation: A math teacher's favorite dessert is ฯ (pi), which is a mathematical constant representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It's a clever play on words since ฯ sounds like "pie" and math teachers love all things related to numbers and geometry. Plus, who can resist a delicious slice of pie? ๐คฉ
David Chacha (Guest) on August 1, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Mgeni (Guest) on July 28, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 19, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 18, 2023
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 13, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Selemani (Guest) on July 12, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Ali (Guest) on July 3, 2023
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 25, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Juma (Guest) on June 18, 2023
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 30, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 27, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Zawadi (Guest) on May 22, 2023
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Halimah (Guest) on May 5, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 27, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 22, 2023
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Shukuru (Guest) on April 20, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Khalifa (Guest) on April 20, 2023
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 19, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on April 16, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 14, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on April 13, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Rehema (Guest) on April 13, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Rahma (Guest) on April 6, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 30, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 28, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 26, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 24, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Jamal (Guest) on March 2, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 1, 2023
๐ Saving this one!
Amina (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on January 29, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 26, 2023
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 24, 2023
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 15, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 15, 2023
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Omari (Guest) on January 13, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 10, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
John Mushi (Guest) on January 9, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Jamila (Guest) on January 8, 2023
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Sekela (Guest) on December 26, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Nchi (Guest) on December 23, 2022
๐ Iโm dying!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 19, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on December 14, 2022
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Hamida (Guest) on November 26, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Warda (Guest) on November 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 23, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 23, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 2, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 1, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 27, 2022
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 26, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Rahma (Guest) on October 18, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 13, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 19, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Zuhura (Guest) on September 14, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 11, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 7, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 31, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐