What kind of table can you have for dinner?

Omari (Guest) on October 25, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 21, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Ali (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 11, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Sultan (Guest) on September 29, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 21, 2023

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 18, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Kassim (Guest) on September 12, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Issack (Guest) on September 11, 2023

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 6, 2023

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Yusuf (Guest) on September 5, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Salima (Guest) on August 10, 2023

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

David Chacha (Guest) on July 31, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 28, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 27, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Nyota (Guest) on July 23, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 3, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Chiku (Guest) on June 27, 2023

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 27, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 19, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Ali (Guest) on June 5, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Mchuma (Guest) on June 2, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 25, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Rahim (Guest) on May 24, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Nyota (Guest) on April 28, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 21, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 12, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 11, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 10, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Rabia (Guest) on April 9, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 7, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 20, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 19, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Faiza (Guest) on March 8, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 4, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Tambwe (Guest) on March 2, 2023

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 22, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 3, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Fadhili (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 12, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 3, 2023

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Rabia (Guest) on January 1, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Tabu (Guest) on December 26, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 18, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 9, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on December 7, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 1, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Halimah (Guest) on November 26, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 21, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 18, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 18, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜