Mwafirika (Guest) on December 2, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Saidi (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 21, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 6, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 4, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on October 1, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Masika (Guest) on September 30, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Fatuma (Guest) on September 26, 2023

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 25, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 5, 2023

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Jamal (Guest) on August 29, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 26, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 22, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 19, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Saidi (Guest) on August 19, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 13, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 12, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Asha (Guest) on August 8, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Zulekha (Guest) on July 15, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Salma (Guest) on July 6, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Athumani (Guest) on June 27, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 24, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 22, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Rashid (Guest) on June 21, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Selemani (Guest) on June 12, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Latifa (Guest) on June 5, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 18, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 14, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Fatuma (Guest) on May 6, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 21, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 20, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Neema (Guest) on April 5, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

David Chacha (Guest) on April 4, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Sekela (Guest) on April 1, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 31, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 27, 2023

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 24, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Jabir (Guest) on March 20, 2023

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 19, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 15, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 13, 2023

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Leila (Guest) on February 27, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mariam (Guest) on February 22, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 14, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 11, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 8, 2023

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 5, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 4, 2023

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 3, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Habiba (Guest) on February 3, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 25, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 19, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 13, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 9, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 8, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on January 4, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥