Warning: Undefined variable $user_id in /home/ackyshine/personal/sidebar.php on line 36
Sidebar with Floating Button
AckySHINE πŸ”
☰
AckyShine

Mkalimani alivyoharibu ibada ya leo

Featured Image

Leo nikaamua niingie misa ya asubuhi kwenye kanisa moja la kilokole kulikua na ugeni wa mchungaji kutoka Bulgaria, Mahubiri yameanza saa 1 asubuhi hali ikawa kama hivi:

MCHUNGAJI: My name is Pastor Livingstone
MKALIMANi: Kwa jina naitwa mchungaji Jiwe linaloishi
MCHUNGAJI: We thank God for All goals we set by our hands
MKALIMANI: Tunamshukuru Mungu kwa Magoli yote tuliyoweka kwa Mkono

Hivi navyoongea kanisa halina viti waumini wote tumekimbia nje naona Mkalimani amebaki na kiatu cha kushoto tu.
Sunday joke

AckySHINE Solutions

Comments

Please log in or register to leave a comment or reply.

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Nimecheka hadi machozi yanatoka! 🀣😭

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 10, 2021

Haha, mbavu zangu zinauma kwa kucheka sana! 🀣

John Malisa (Guest) on November 3, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜…

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 22, 2021

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 17, 2021

πŸ˜† Ninakufa hapa!

Nchi (Guest) on October 2, 2021

πŸ˜‚ Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu sana!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 23, 2021

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Salum (Guest) on August 2, 2021

πŸ˜† Kali sana!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Hii joke ni ya kufurahisha! 🀣🀣

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 5, 2021

Umetisha! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Athumani (Guest) on April 20, 2021

πŸ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on March 29, 2021

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 9, 2021

Hii ni kali sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 12, 2021

πŸ˜„ Sikutarajia hiyo ikitokea!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on January 27, 2021

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Mohamed (Guest) on December 25, 2020

πŸ˜… Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante!

John Kamande (Guest) on December 9, 2020

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Frank Macha (Guest) on November 20, 2020

Hii imenifurahisha hadi ninacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜„πŸ˜…

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 31, 2020

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Yahya (Guest) on October 23, 2020

πŸ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Zakaria (Guest) on September 28, 2020

Hii kichekesho inastahili tuzo! πŸ†

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 27, 2020

Hii ni bomba sana! πŸ€£πŸ‘

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 22, 2020

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Mzee (Guest) on August 8, 2020

🀣 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora kabisa!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 27, 2020

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 14, 2020

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Hamida (Guest) on July 10, 2020

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Mohamed (Guest) on July 8, 2020

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Rahim (Guest) on June 25, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 22, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Baridi (Guest) on June 21, 2020

😁 Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 29, 2020

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Kheri (Guest) on May 19, 2020

πŸ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Asante Ackyshine

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 25, 2020

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Amani (Guest) on April 16, 2020

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! πŸ˜†

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 16, 2020

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Œ

Omari (Guest) on March 16, 2020

😁 Hakika hii ni kichekesho changu kipya!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 2, 2020

Hii ni kali kabisa! Siwezi kushiba! πŸ˜‚

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 28, 2020

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on February 20, 2020

πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 16, 2020

πŸ˜† Hiyo punchline ilikuwa kali!

Rukia (Guest) on February 16, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

John Lissu (Guest) on February 10, 2020

Kweli mna ucheshi! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 5, 2019

Umeimaliza kabisa, kichekesho gani! πŸ˜„

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 27, 2019

Kweli mnajua kuchekesha watu! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

George Tenga (Guest) on October 14, 2019

πŸ˜‚ Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 19, 2019

πŸ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 7, 2019

πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ˜†

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 30, 2019

Nimecheka hadi nina furaha sana! 🀣😊

Umi (Guest) on August 21, 2019

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Bado nacheka, hiyo ilikuwa nzuri sana! 🀣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 23, 2019

Nimefurahia hii sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 20, 2019

πŸ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 8, 2019

πŸ˜‚ Nacheka hadi nalia!

Related Posts

Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?

Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?

Unakuta MTU mwaka Mzima

Umehudhuria,Β birthday... Read More

Huyu mchungaji ni noma, cheki alichomwambia pedeshe

Huyu mchungaji ni noma, cheki alichomwambia pedeshe

Mchungaji kamfuata pedeshe moja maarufu kwa kumwaga pesa kwenye kumbi za muziki; MCHUNGAJI: Kijana, ... Read More
Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa

Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa

Kuna jamaa kapita hapa kaniuliza et mbona umekunja sura nikamjibu nataka niweke kwenye begiπŸ˜‚π... Read More

Omba omba sio barabarani tuu

Omba omba sio barabarani tuu

Boy:- baby ivi nikifa utakuja msibani?

Girl:-ntakuja ukinitumia n... Read More

Wanandoa wa Kijapani wakibishana

Wanandoa wa Kijapani wakibishana

*Wanandoa wa Kijapan wakiwa wanabishana hadharani*

*Husband: Takamushi jiku.*
*Wife :h... Read More

Duh, huyu mama alichokifanya

Duh, huyu mama alichokifanya

Mke:Β Naelekea london, nikuletee zawadi gani?

Mume:Β kitu... Read More

Angalia anachokisema Madenge sasa

Angalia anachokisema Madenge sasa

MWALIMU kaingia darasani na kusema. "Wanaojijua wajinga wasimame".

MADENGE akasimama peke y... Read More

Ingekua wewe ndio baba au mama ungefanjaje?

Ingekua wewe ndio baba au mama ungefanjaje?

Baba na mama baada ya kurudi safari pamoja wakakuta BARUA iko mezani SEBULENI ikisema…. "Baba n... Read More

Cheki huyu jamaa anavyoungama kwa padri sasa

Cheki huyu jamaa anavyoungama kwa padri sasa

JAMAA: Baba Padri nimekuja kuungama
PADRI: Haya
JAMAA: Niliiba kamba
PADRI: Kamba?... Read More

Mcheki Chizi na daktari

Mcheki Chizi na daktari

Tafakari na ujumbe huuuu!!!…

DAKTARI :- Unajisikiaje?

CHIZI:-Kila siku naota nyani ... Read More

Dingi kauzu kuliko wote duniani ndiyo huyu hapa

Dingi kauzu kuliko wote duniani ndiyo huyu hapa

Mtoto:Β Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo ... Read More

Wabongo ni noma! Angalia huyu mbongo anachokifanya

Wabongo ni noma! Angalia huyu mbongo anachokifanya

Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!.. Wakapelekwa contractors ... Read More
πŸ“– Explore More Articles