Short Answer: Because he was standing on the deck!
Explanation: The pirate couldn't play cards because he was standing on the deck of the ship, which would make it quite challenging to hold onto the cards as they would likely be blown away by the wind. ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 6, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Salum (Guest) on March 2, 2015
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Abdillah (Guest) on March 1, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 27, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Mhina (Guest) on February 25, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 3, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Mjaka (Guest) on February 3, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 24, 2015
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 19, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 18, 2015
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 6, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง