What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! ๐ฆโค๏ธ
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "sweethearts" and replaces it with "tweet-hearts," combining the idea of birds (tweeting) with love. It adds a touch of humor and cuteness to the concept of two birds being in love. The bird emoji helps to emphasize the playful nature of the answer.
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 1, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Saidi (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 19, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on January 6, 2016
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Amir (Guest) on December 26, 2015
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Bahati (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 26, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 24, 2015
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Husna (Guest) on November 24, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on November 15, 2015
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 12, 2015
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 8, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Omari (Guest) on October 30, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Tabu (Guest) on October 26, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Leila (Guest) on October 24, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
James Malima (Guest) on October 23, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 12, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Jafari (Guest) on October 4, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Mariam (Guest) on October 3, 2015
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 27, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 16, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 27, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 22, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Khalifa (Guest) on August 12, 2015
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 7, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Nassar (Guest) on July 25, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 3, 2015
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Halima (Guest) on July 2, 2015
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Shamim (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
John Malisa (Guest) on June 26, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 25, 2015
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 21, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Mashaka (Guest) on June 15, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 14, 2015
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 24, 2015
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 20, 2015
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Sekela (Guest) on May 1, 2015
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 22, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 19, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Ndoto (Guest) on April 17, 2015
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 4, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 2, 2015
๐ Totally hilarious!
Husna (Guest) on March 24, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Sarafina (Guest) on March 24, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 11, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 6, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ