Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐ฅ๐
Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐ฅ๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 9, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Hamida (Guest) on March 16, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Jabir (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 7, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 7, 2016
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Faiza (Guest) on February 13, 2016
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 10, 2016
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Sekela (Guest) on February 10, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 7, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 2, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 29, 2016
๐ This is too funny!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 27, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 27, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 10, 2016
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Jaffar (Guest) on January 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 1, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on December 21, 2015
๐ Gotta save this!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 21, 2015
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Rubea (Guest) on December 14, 2015
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Jamal (Guest) on December 13, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 12, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 3, 2015
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 29, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Rahim (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 24, 2015
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Hawa (Guest) on November 13, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Mzee (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Arifa (Guest) on November 10, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 2, 2015
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Zakia (Guest) on October 25, 2015
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on October 24, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Rashid (Guest) on October 20, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 19, 2015
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 23, 2015
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 19, 2015
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on September 13, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on September 13, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Kazija (Guest) on September 5, 2015
๐ Iโm dying!
Mgeni (Guest) on August 14, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 4, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on July 31, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 24, 2015
๐ Too good!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 23, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Warda (Guest) on July 16, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 3, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Furaha (Guest) on June 12, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Kassim (Guest) on June 12, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Rahim (Guest) on May 11, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Jafari (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 16, 2015
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!