Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!
Explanation: ๐ Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! ๐๐๏ธ
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 10, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 9, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 4, 2016
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Yahya (Guest) on February 5, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Issack (Guest) on January 29, 2016
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 28, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Mwachumu (Guest) on January 25, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Hawa (Guest) on January 18, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Shukuru (Guest) on January 15, 2016
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Nahida (Guest) on January 7, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Zakia (Guest) on December 25, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 22, 2015
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2015
๐ This just made my day!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 5, 2015
๐ Still cracking up!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 2, 2015
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 19, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 19, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 12, 2015
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 9, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Nyota (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐๏ธ๐ง
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 16, 2015
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Muslima (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 14, 2015
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 6, 2015
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Furaha (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Hawa (Guest) on October 3, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 3, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 24, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on August 15, 2015
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Omar (Guest) on August 15, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Arifa (Guest) on August 14, 2015
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 13, 2015
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Omari (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 21, 2015
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Raha (Guest) on July 13, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
Kiza (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 12, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Kazija (Guest) on June 28, 2015
๐ So funny!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 28, 2015
๐ You got me good!
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 16, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 7, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 30, 2015
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 23, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 22, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Majid (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 18, 2015
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Sekela (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Sharifa (Guest) on May 14, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Omari (Guest) on April 18, 2015
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Farida (Guest) on April 15, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 10, 2015
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 1, 2015
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