Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! 🍪😉
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 18, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Fadhila (Guest) on March 14, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Sekela (Guest) on March 10, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 24, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 23, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Chum (Guest) on February 21, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Sharifa (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Mashaka (Guest) on February 16, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Kiza (Guest) on January 26, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Khamis (Guest) on January 20, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Selemani (Guest) on January 12, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mustafa (Guest) on January 10, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 9, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 8, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Salima (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 28, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Neema (Guest) on December 28, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 27, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Kheri (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Leila (Guest) on December 8, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Habiba (Guest) on November 15, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 6, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Halimah (Guest) on October 8, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Fadhili (Guest) on September 26, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
Selemani (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Mwajabu (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 4, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Jaffar (Guest) on August 28, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 26, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Issa (Guest) on August 18, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 17, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 17, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 16, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 14, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 7, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on July 2, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Tabu (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 7, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 6, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Hekima (Guest) on June 2, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Khatib (Guest) on May 31, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Samuel Were (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Jabir (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Jamal (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Juma (Guest) on May 6, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Victor Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Yusuf (Guest) on May 3, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 29, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Tabu (Guest) on April 26, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Mashaka (Guest) on April 21, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 19, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Sekela (Guest) on April 18, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
Salum (Guest) on April 12, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 7, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 30, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
James Malima (Guest) on March 11, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶