Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on February 10, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 29, 2016
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 27, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 16, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Sumaya (Guest) on January 9, 2016
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 9, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 26, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
Violet Mumo (Guest) on December 25, 2015
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 10, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Rabia (Guest) on December 7, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Selemani (Guest) on December 5, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on December 3, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Rahim (Guest) on December 2, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 23, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 12, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 10, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Issack (Guest) on October 31, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Neema (Guest) on October 26, 2015
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 17, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Mashaka (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on October 8, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Sekela (Guest) on October 8, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 7, 2015
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ
Muslima (Guest) on October 6, 2015
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Khatib (Guest) on September 28, 2015
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Omari (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Nyota (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 2, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 31, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Safiya (Guest) on August 8, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
John Lissu (Guest) on August 6, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Mwalimu (Guest) on August 5, 2015
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 23, 2015
๐ You got me good!
Fikiri (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on July 1, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
James Kimani (Guest) on June 30, 2015
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Nassar (Guest) on June 29, 2015
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 18, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Rahim (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Farida (Guest) on June 15, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 6, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Mhina (Guest) on May 24, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on May 17, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 12, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 18, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 17, 2015
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 12, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
Fikiri (Guest) on April 4, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Ahmed (Guest) on April 2, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 26, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ