Bahati (Guest) on November 25, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Faiza (Guest) on November 16, 2015

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on November 13, 2015

🤣 Sending this now!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 9, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

David Chacha (Guest) on November 5, 2015

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Zakaria (Guest) on November 4, 2015

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Habiba (Guest) on October 31, 2015

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 31, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Kahina (Guest) on October 25, 2015

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 12, 2015

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 4, 2015

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 4, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 19, 2015

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Mazrui (Guest) on September 17, 2015

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 14, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 10, 2015

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 7, 2015

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 6, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 4, 2015

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 3, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Mazrui (Guest) on September 1, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Khalifa (Guest) on August 19, 2015

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 16, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 12, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 11, 2015

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Hekima (Guest) on August 6, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 27, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 20, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 19, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 7, 2015

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2015

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 29, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 28, 2015

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 22, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Abdillah (Guest) on June 10, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 6, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Sarafina (Guest) on May 31, 2015

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 28, 2015

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Athumani (Guest) on May 5, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

John Kamande (Guest) on May 3, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 2, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 26, 2015

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Mjaka (Guest) on April 25, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Wande (Guest) on April 24, 2015

😁 This made my day!

Hawa (Guest) on April 15, 2015

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 14, 2015

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Rahma (Guest) on April 6, 2015

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Maulid (Guest) on April 6, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 5, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 31, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 30, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 29, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 12, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

John Mushi (Guest) on March 6, 2015

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 2, 2015

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 23, 2015

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 17, 2015

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶