The ruler! ๐ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! ๐ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! ๐คด๐ผ๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2016
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 6, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Leila (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Baraka (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Omar (Guest) on April 18, 2016
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 5, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 1, 2016
๐ Instant mood boost!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 25, 2016
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 12, 2016
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Husna (Guest) on February 24, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 17, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Ali (Guest) on February 14, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 13, 2016
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 1, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Mwanais (Guest) on February 1, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Furaha (Guest) on January 28, 2016
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Salum (Guest) on January 26, 2016
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
Fatuma (Guest) on December 26, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 13, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 7, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 30, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 26, 2015
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 30, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Kheri (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 18, 2015
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 12, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on October 12, 2015
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Farida (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Nchi (Guest) on October 1, 2015
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 22, 2015
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Rubea (Guest) on September 16, 2015
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Amani (Guest) on August 17, 2015
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 15, 2015
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 4, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 4, 2015
๐ This made my day!
Jafari (Guest) on June 21, 2015
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 5, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Jamila (Guest) on May 25, 2015
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Latifa (Guest) on May 1, 2015
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 21, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Jabir (Guest) on April 17, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Shabani (Guest) on April 9, 2015
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 8, 2015
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
James Kimani (Guest) on April 7, 2015
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 2, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 26, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 21, 2015
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 18, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 18, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ