Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! 🌊👻
Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.
Khadija (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 16, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 11, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Kheri (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Khamis (Guest) on February 14, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Nasra (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 11, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 19, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 17, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Yahya (Guest) on January 12, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 6, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 4, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Athumani (Guest) on January 4, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 3, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Fadhila (Guest) on December 27, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 23, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Kazija (Guest) on November 20, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Jabir (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Kazija (Guest) on November 10, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Kassim (Guest) on November 5, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Abdillah (Guest) on November 3, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Hekima (Guest) on October 28, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 23, 2015
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Sumaya (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Umi (Guest) on October 19, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 17, 2015
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 15, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Nuru (Guest) on October 1, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 12, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 5, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Abubakari (Guest) on September 2, 2015
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Amani (Guest) on August 25, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Khamis (Guest) on August 20, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 19, 2015
😆 I’m dying over here!
Sekela (Guest) on August 18, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Azima (Guest) on August 7, 2015
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Rashid (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Omar (Guest) on August 2, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Yahya (Guest) on July 22, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Athumani (Guest) on July 6, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 3, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 27, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Abubakari (Guest) on June 27, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 26, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Bakari (Guest) on June 15, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Rashid (Guest) on June 1, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 29, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
James Malima (Guest) on May 18, 2015
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 13, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 11, 2015
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 11, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!