The king kept his army in his sleeve! ๐คญ๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 27, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on December 20, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Jafari (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Majid (Guest) on December 8, 2015
๐ This is too funny!
Mwagonda (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 25, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Khatib (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 20, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Issa (Guest) on November 17, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on November 14, 2015
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Farida (Guest) on November 5, 2015
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 1, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 29, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 11, 2015
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 3, 2015
๐ Added to my favorites!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 2, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Omar (Guest) on September 28, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 23, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Khamis (Guest) on September 20, 2015
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 16, 2015
๐ This one really got me!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 4, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 4, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 2, 2015
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 16, 2015
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 14, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 8, 2015
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Josephine (Guest) on August 4, 2015
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Fadhila (Guest) on August 1, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 31, 2015
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 30, 2015
๐ Too good!
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 30, 2015
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Majid (Guest) on July 28, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 17, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 12, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 7, 2015
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 1, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 16, 2015
๐ That punchline was epic!
Khatib (Guest) on May 27, 2015
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 22, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 21, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 5, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Rabia (Guest) on May 1, 2015
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 13, 2015
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 12, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on April 8, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 5, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐