Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! π£π¦β°
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ππ΄π
Nuru (Guest) on December 27, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 18, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Warda (Guest) on December 16, 2015
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Biashara (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Latifa (Guest) on November 26, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 24, 2015
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 13, 2015
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 12, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Mhina (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 22, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 20, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 30, 2015
π You totally won the internet today!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 26, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 21, 2015
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 15, 2015
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Makame (Guest) on September 11, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Faiza (Guest) on September 11, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Mohamed (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Abdillah (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 4, 2015
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 3, 2015
π What a joke!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 30, 2015
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
Ndoto (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Rukia (Guest) on August 23, 2015
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2015
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 13, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 12, 2015
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 12, 2015
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Mariam (Guest) on July 24, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 11, 2015
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 2, 2015
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 30, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 29, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 20, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
George Mallya (Guest) on June 13, 2015
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 13, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Rahim (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Yusuf (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
Mohamed (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 1, 2015
π Still cracking up!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 16, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Rahma (Guest) on May 7, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 28, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 28, 2015
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Muslima (Guest) on April 19, 2015
π This just made my day!
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 16, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 14, 2015
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 14, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Mgeni (Guest) on April 14, 2015
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 10, 2015
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 9, 2015
π€£ This one got me good!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 9, 2015
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Zakaria (Guest) on April 7, 2015
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€