Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐ฉณ๐
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 13, 2016
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Nassar (Guest) on May 5, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Shamim (Guest) on March 30, 2016
๐ Still cracking up!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 19, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 16, 2016
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 14, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on March 3, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on February 29, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 30, 2016
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on January 15, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Nassar (Guest) on January 14, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 12, 2016
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 6, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 3, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 25, 2015
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Jafari (Guest) on December 21, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Nahida (Guest) on December 11, 2015
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 4, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on December 4, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Ahmed (Guest) on December 1, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 16, 2015
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 11, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 10, 2015
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 9, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Selemani (Guest) on November 2, 2015
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 27, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Halimah (Guest) on October 27, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 25, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 14, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 27, 2015
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Nasra (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 22, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on September 17, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 13, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 8, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Salum (Guest) on August 15, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 8, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 22, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 19, 2015
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Issack (Guest) on July 16, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 12, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Bahati (Guest) on July 12, 2015
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Salum (Guest) on July 10, 2015
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 25, 2015
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 21, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 10, 2015
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on May 28, 2015
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 22, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on April 27, 2015
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 19, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Latifa (Guest) on April 18, 2015
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Kijakazi (Guest) on April 8, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Hekima (Guest) on April 6, 2015
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Mjaka (Guest) on April 5, 2015
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Maimuna (Guest) on March 26, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 9, 2015
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐