A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐๐
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
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๐ Iโm still cracking up!
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Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 2, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 24, 2016
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 27, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 17, 2015
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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๐ This is a keeper!
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Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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๐ This is too funny!
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๐ Best laugh of the day!
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My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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๐ You got me!
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Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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๐ That punchline!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 2, 2015
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Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 21, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Nahida (Guest) on June 19, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Salima (Guest) on June 2, 2015
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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๐คฃ Pure genius!
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