What runs but never walks?

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 29, 2016

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

John Lissu (Guest) on April 27, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 18, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 15, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 13, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on April 4, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 2, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mchawi (Guest) on March 14, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Nassor (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 1, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 6, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 28, 2016

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Zawadi (Guest) on January 24, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Majid (Guest) on January 22, 2016

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 18, 2016

😄 Too good!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 14, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Abdillah (Guest) on January 3, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Fadhila (Guest) on December 19, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mohamed (Guest) on December 11, 2015

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 1, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 30, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 13, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 8, 2015

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 21, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Nassar (Guest) on October 20, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mgeni (Guest) on October 20, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 15, 2015

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 11, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 26, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 23, 2015

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Rashid (Guest) on September 20, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 25, 2015

😂 I’m saving this one!

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 24, 2015

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 20, 2015

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 13, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 11, 2015

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Rabia (Guest) on August 9, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 8, 2015

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 6, 2015

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 1, 2015

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 31, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 27, 2015

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 13, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 8, 2015

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 8, 2015

😂 I’m dying!

John Lissu (Guest) on June 18, 2015

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 14, 2015

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 8, 2015

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 5, 2015

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 24, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on May 13, 2015

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Mustafa (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 16, 2015

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 24, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷