Dracula's favorite fruit is a π©Έπ"Bloody Apple"! π§ββοΈπ
Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! π§ββοΈπ₯³π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Khadija (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 25, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 24, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Nahida (Guest) on December 21, 2015
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Zulekha (Guest) on December 15, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2015
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Wande (Guest) on December 7, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Hawa (Guest) on November 25, 2015
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Maida (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Khalifa (Guest) on November 14, 2015
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Arifa (Guest) on November 5, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 20, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
John Malisa (Guest) on October 19, 2015
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Omar (Guest) on October 8, 2015
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Rukia (Guest) on October 5, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Sarafina (Guest) on September 26, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Sekela (Guest) on September 21, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 19, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 19, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Salima (Guest) on September 12, 2015
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 9, 2015
π Sharing right away!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 5, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Khadija (Guest) on September 5, 2015
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Ali (Guest) on August 30, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 26, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 23, 2015
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 11, 2015
π Can't stop laughing!
John Malisa (Guest) on August 9, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Mchuma (Guest) on July 29, 2015
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 11, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on July 11, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 29, 2015
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 13, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 11, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 8, 2015
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Fatuma (Guest) on June 2, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
John Lissu (Guest) on May 23, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 18, 2015
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 3, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on May 2, 2015
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
Zawadi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Latifa (Guest) on April 23, 2015
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 22, 2015
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
James Kimani (Guest) on April 11, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 11, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Chiku (Guest) on April 11, 2015
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Tambwe (Guest) on April 2, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Kahina (Guest) on April 1, 2015
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Salum (Guest) on March 31, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 30, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 23, 2015
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
John Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 15, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 9, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£