Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨
Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.
Saidi (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 14, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 11, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Jafari (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Bahati (Guest) on January 6, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 2, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 30, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Saidi (Guest) on December 21, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 13, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 4, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Nyota (Guest) on November 26, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 18, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 12, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
John Mushi (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 30, 2015
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 24, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
Salum (Guest) on October 20, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 19, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Shabani (Guest) on October 17, 2015
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Chris Okello (Guest) on October 12, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Umi (Guest) on October 8, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 7, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 7, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Mgeni (Guest) on October 6, 2015
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Abdillah (Guest) on September 27, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 25, 2015
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
John Mushi (Guest) on September 21, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 16, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Husna (Guest) on September 14, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on September 2, 2015
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 23, 2015
😄 You got me!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 23, 2015
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 22, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 20, 2015
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
Mhina (Guest) on August 13, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 13, 2015
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Salma (Guest) on August 13, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 11, 2015
😄 You got me good!
Jaffar (Guest) on August 10, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 1, 2015
😂 I’m dying!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Maulid (Guest) on July 12, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 9, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Rubea (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Amani (Guest) on June 27, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 22, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Raha (Guest) on June 18, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 1, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Rashid (Guest) on May 26, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 23, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Leila (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 29, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 25, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Khalifa (Guest) on April 24, 2015
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 20, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰