Short Answer: "You're looking sharp today! π₯πββοΈπͺ"
Explanation: In this funny response, the spoon is complimenting the knife by saying that it looks sharp. However, the wordplay here is that the spoon is also referring to the knife's physical appearance as well as its cutting ability. The use of the emoji adds a playful and cheerful touch to the response, making it even more enjoyable.
Tabu (Guest) on March 16, 2016
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 6, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 22, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 20, 2016
π Nailed it!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 20, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 6, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Sekela (Guest) on January 23, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 22, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Omar (Guest) on January 14, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
James Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2016
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on December 31, 2015
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
George Mallya (Guest) on December 29, 2015
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Fadhili (Guest) on December 19, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 9, 2015
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 5, 2015
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 29, 2015
I donβt procrastinate; I reschedule. ποΈπ
Mgeni (Guest) on November 20, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 17, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
Abdillah (Guest) on November 17, 2015
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 13, 2015
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Zawadi (Guest) on November 9, 2015
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 1, 2015
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
John Mushi (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 3, 2015
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 15, 2015
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Hashim (Guest) on September 9, 2015
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Frank Macha (Guest) on September 9, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 19, 2015
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 17, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
Abubakar (Guest) on August 17, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Kassim (Guest) on August 8, 2015
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 7, 2015
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 3, 2015
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Muslima (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 28, 2015
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Zulekha (Guest) on July 21, 2015
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on July 14, 2015
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2015
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Zainab (Guest) on July 2, 2015
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Fatuma (Guest) on June 30, 2015
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 30, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 16, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Salma (Guest) on June 8, 2015
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Maida (Guest) on June 5, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 1, 2015
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 29, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Juma (Guest) on May 29, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 20, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
Yusra (Guest) on May 10, 2015
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 27, 2015
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 24, 2015
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Neema (Guest) on April 22, 2015
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Yusra (Guest) on April 8, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
David Kawawa (Guest) on March 27, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Zainab (Guest) on March 26, 2015
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
Juma (Guest) on March 23, 2015
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π