Boy Pickle: "You're kind of a big dill, aren't ya?" 🥒❤️ Girl Pickle: "Well, I relish the fact that you think so!" 🙌🏼🥒
Explanation: This playful exchange between the boy pickle and the girl pickle utilizes puns related to pickles. The boy pickle cleverly compliments the girl pickle by saying she's a "big dill," which is a play on words as it sounds like "deal." The girl pickle responds with a pun of her own, expressing her appreciation by saying she "relishes" the boy pickle's flattery, as relish is a popular condiment made from pickles. This light-hearted banter adds a touch of humor and silliness to the interaction between the pickles. 🥒❤️🙌🏼
Juma (Guest) on February 21, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 6, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Mwajabu (Guest) on February 2, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 26, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Zainab (Guest) on January 15, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Nassor (Guest) on January 7, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 7, 2016
😄 You got me good!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 24, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Juma (Guest) on December 19, 2015
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 19, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 15, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Zakaria (Guest) on December 5, 2015
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Fadhili (Guest) on November 27, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 22, 2015
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Zubeida (Guest) on November 17, 2015
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 13, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
George Tenga (Guest) on November 7, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Selemani (Guest) on November 4, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 31, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 26, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Saidi (Guest) on October 25, 2015
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Maulid (Guest) on October 23, 2015
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
David Sokoine (Guest) on October 7, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 4, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
George Tenga (Guest) on October 4, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Jamal (Guest) on October 1, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Shukuru (Guest) on September 29, 2015
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Jafari (Guest) on September 9, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 4, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 22, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 20, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
Binti (Guest) on August 12, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 8, 2015
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Zainab (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Mohamed (Guest) on July 31, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Makame (Guest) on July 11, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 9, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 28, 2015
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Omar (Guest) on June 23, 2015
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 22, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 17, 2015
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Maulid (Guest) on June 12, 2015
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Warda (Guest) on May 25, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mwanais (Guest) on May 18, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 16, 2015
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Chum (Guest) on May 8, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 3, 2015
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 17, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 9, 2015
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Binti (Guest) on March 28, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 24, 2015
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Nashon (Guest) on March 16, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 15, 2015
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Mohamed (Guest) on March 12, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 2, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
John Lissu (Guest) on February 14, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
David Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Jaffar (Guest) on February 11, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖