Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
Mzee (Guest) on January 13, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 8, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 5, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 4, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Halimah (Guest) on January 2, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Nashon (Guest) on December 23, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Maulid (Guest) on December 20, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Amir (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 18, 2015
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Issa (Guest) on December 12, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
James Malima (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
John Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2015
😂 Gotta save this!
Jaffar (Guest) on November 28, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Sultan (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 28, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Omari (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 22, 2015
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 9, 2015
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Sofia (Guest) on November 6, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 21, 2015
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 13, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 12, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Mzee (Guest) on October 12, 2015
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 7, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
Abubakar (Guest) on October 6, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Fikiri (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 2, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Jamila (Guest) on September 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 29, 2015
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Mgeni (Guest) on September 24, 2015
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 22, 2015
😁 This just made my day!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 21, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Amani (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Nyota (Guest) on August 27, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Warda (Guest) on August 22, 2015
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 5, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 19, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Arifa (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Amani (Guest) on June 27, 2015
😂 This is too funny!
Zubeida (Guest) on June 24, 2015
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Rabia (Guest) on May 12, 2015
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2015
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
David Chacha (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Ndoto (Guest) on May 4, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 2, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Bahati (Guest) on April 21, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 3, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 13, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 13, 2015
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️