Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
Mzee (Guest) on January 13, 2016
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 9, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 8, 2016
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 5, 2016
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 4, 2016
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Halimah (Guest) on January 2, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Nashon (Guest) on December 23, 2015
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Maulid (Guest) on December 20, 2015
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Amir (Guest) on December 18, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 18, 2015
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Issa (Guest) on December 12, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
James Malima (Guest) on December 9, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 9, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
John Mushi (Guest) on December 7, 2015
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 2, 2015
๐ Gotta save this!
Jaffar (Guest) on November 28, 2015
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Sultan (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 28, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 28, 2015
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Omari (Guest) on November 24, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
John Mwangi (Guest) on November 23, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 22, 2015
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 18, 2015
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 9, 2015
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Sofia (Guest) on November 6, 2015
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 21, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 13, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 12, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Mzee (Guest) on October 12, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 7, 2015
๐ This joke just made my day!
Abubakar (Guest) on October 6, 2015
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Fikiri (Guest) on October 5, 2015
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 2, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Jamila (Guest) on September 30, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 29, 2015
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on September 24, 2015
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 22, 2015
๐ This just made my day!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 21, 2015
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Amani (Guest) on August 31, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 27, 2015
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Nyota (Guest) on August 27, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2015
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Warda (Guest) on August 22, 2015
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 5, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Arifa (Guest) on July 4, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Amani (Guest) on June 27, 2015
๐ This is too funny!
Zubeida (Guest) on June 24, 2015
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 9, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 16, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Rabia (Guest) on May 12, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 7, 2015
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
David Chacha (Guest) on May 5, 2015
Why donโt skeletons play music in church? Because they donโt have organs! โช๐ถ
Ndoto (Guest) on May 4, 2015
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 2, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 1, 2015
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Bahati (Guest) on April 21, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 3, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 13, 2015
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 13, 2015
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ