The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation: The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. ๐ถ๐๏ธ
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 12, 2015
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Maneno (Guest) on December 8, 2015
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Neema (Guest) on December 1, 2015
Why donโt elephants use computers? Theyโre afraid of the mouse! ๐๐ฑ๏ธ
Hekima (Guest) on November 23, 2015
๐ This just made my day!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 31, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Nasra (Guest) on October 19, 2015
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Shamim (Guest) on October 17, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Amina (Guest) on October 13, 2015
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Shabani (Guest) on October 13, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Mgeni (Guest) on October 10, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Rashid (Guest) on September 30, 2015
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Raha (Guest) on September 14, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Shamsa (Guest) on September 14, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 6, 2015
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Azima (Guest) on September 6, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Maimuna (Guest) on September 4, 2015
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Abdillah (Guest) on September 1, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Muslima (Guest) on August 31, 2015
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Sekela (Guest) on August 30, 2015
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Abdillah (Guest) on August 29, 2015
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 20, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 8, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on August 7, 2015
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Hassan (Guest) on August 6, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 2, 2015
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Hassan (Guest) on July 27, 2015
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 25, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Binti (Guest) on July 19, 2015
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 13, 2015
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
Masika (Guest) on July 7, 2015
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Abubakar (Guest) on June 28, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Mashaka (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on June 27, 2015
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Kiza (Guest) on June 26, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Zawadi (Guest) on June 19, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Ahmed (Guest) on June 16, 2015
๐ This made my day!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 12, 2015
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 6, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 4, 2015
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Nasra (Guest) on June 4, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 2, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 1, 2015
๐ So funny!
Nassar (Guest) on May 28, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 20, 2015
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Khalifa (Guest) on May 19, 2015
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Khatib (Guest) on May 19, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 14, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Khamis (Guest) on May 13, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 10, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 10, 2015
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 25, 2015
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 24, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 13, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 6, 2015
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Masika (Guest) on April 4, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 4, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 4, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 16, 2015
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐