Shabani (Guest) on February 20, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Rubea (Guest) on February 15, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

James Mduma (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Azima (Guest) on January 30, 2016

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Saidi (Guest) on January 18, 2016

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Salma (Guest) on January 11, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

John Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Chum (Guest) on January 6, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 1, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 28, 2015

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Arifa (Guest) on December 26, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 26, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 20, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 18, 2015

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 29, 2015

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Rukia (Guest) on November 27, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 27, 2015

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Chum (Guest) on November 22, 2015

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 17, 2015

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 15, 2015

😃 Instant mood boost!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 9, 2015

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 31, 2015

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 30, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 17, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 16, 2015

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Maulid (Guest) on October 11, 2015

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 9, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 8, 2015

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Habiba (Guest) on September 24, 2015

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 19, 2015

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 15, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Athumani (Guest) on September 14, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Shukuru (Guest) on August 24, 2015

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 24, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 9, 2015

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Tabu (Guest) on August 8, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Halimah (Guest) on July 23, 2015

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Bahati (Guest) on July 23, 2015

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 19, 2015

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Khatib (Guest) on July 19, 2015

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Athumani (Guest) on July 18, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 17, 2015

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 8, 2015

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Rehema (Guest) on July 6, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 8, 2015

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 27, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Zuhura (Guest) on May 13, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 10, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 28, 2015

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Issack (Guest) on April 16, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 30, 2015

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Habiba (Guest) on March 29, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Kazija (Guest) on March 26, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 14, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Masika (Guest) on March 7, 2015

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

John Mwangi (Guest) on March 7, 2015

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅