Which school supply is king of the classroom?

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 17, 2024

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 12, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Sumaya (Guest) on September 12, 2024

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Mwanais (Guest) on September 9, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mwanais (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 29, 2024

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mgeni (Guest) on August 25, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 18, 2024

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 11, 2024

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 8, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

John Malisa (Guest) on July 17, 2024

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 17, 2024

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 9, 2024

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Shukuru (Guest) on July 8, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Shabani (Guest) on June 25, 2024

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Shukuru (Guest) on June 23, 2024

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Rashid (Guest) on June 19, 2024

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 17, 2024

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Kheri (Guest) on June 7, 2024

😆 Still cracking up!

Majid (Guest) on June 1, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 26, 2024

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Nashon (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 20, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 15, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 20, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 14, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Sharifa (Guest) on April 10, 2024

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on March 7, 2024

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 2, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Hashim (Guest) on February 28, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 24, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 7, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 2, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 23, 2024

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

John Malisa (Guest) on January 18, 2024

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Jafari (Guest) on January 11, 2024

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 7, 2024

😅 I’m still laughing!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 2, 2024

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 27, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Hawa (Guest) on December 26, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 22, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Maida (Guest) on December 22, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Abubakar (Guest) on December 11, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Issa (Guest) on December 9, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Jamal (Guest) on December 9, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Farida (Guest) on November 30, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 24, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Yusra (Guest) on November 16, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Zubeida (Guest) on November 9, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 7, 2023

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Leila (Guest) on November 5, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 4, 2023

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Safiya (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Faiza (Guest) on October 18, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 13, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 12, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔