Where do polar bears vote?

Sofia (Guest) on September 20, 2024

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 6, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Jabir (Guest) on September 4, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 25, 2024

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 24, 2024

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 23, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 7, 2024

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Safiya (Guest) on June 29, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 17, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Halimah (Guest) on June 4, 2024

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Zubeida (Guest) on May 26, 2024

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Rehema (Guest) on May 21, 2024

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Shukuru (Guest) on May 17, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Fikiri (Guest) on May 16, 2024

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 20, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Omar (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Latifa (Guest) on April 15, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 11, 2024

😁 This is gold!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 9, 2024

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Shani (Guest) on April 8, 2024

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Fikiri (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Zulekha (Guest) on March 26, 2024

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Shani (Guest) on March 24, 2024

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Maida (Guest) on March 22, 2024

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 21, 2024

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Ali (Guest) on March 20, 2024

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Fatuma (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on March 12, 2024

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Khadija (Guest) on March 10, 2024

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Nahida (Guest) on February 19, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Zawadi (Guest) on February 16, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 16, 2024

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 15, 2024

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Shabani (Guest) on February 12, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 30, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

David Nyerere (Guest) on January 28, 2024

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Zubeida (Guest) on January 27, 2024

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 26, 2024

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Makame (Guest) on December 27, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 20, 2023

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 7, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Nyota (Guest) on November 29, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 19, 2023

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 4, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 23, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on October 20, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Sultan (Guest) on September 28, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Abdullah (Guest) on September 19, 2023

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 18, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2023

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 19, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 19, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 15, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 3, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 2, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Maimuna (Guest) on July 29, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 26, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬