In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 10, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 5, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 3, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Abubakari (Guest) on September 1, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 31, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Binti (Guest) on August 28, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Husna (Guest) on July 22, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Saidi (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Mchawi (Guest) on June 22, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Shabani (Guest) on June 19, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 13, 2024
😄 What a joke!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 9, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 30, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
Zuhura (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Chum (Guest) on May 15, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Binti (Guest) on May 13, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Halimah (Guest) on May 10, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Fadhili (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 2, 2024
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 16, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 4, 2024
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Ali (Guest) on March 25, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Athumani (Guest) on March 19, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Asha (Guest) on March 5, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Baraka (Guest) on March 1, 2024
😅 I needed that!
Raha (Guest) on February 24, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 22, 2024
😁 This made my day!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 21, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Hamida (Guest) on February 12, 2024
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 29, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Shani (Guest) on January 28, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Zulekha (Guest) on January 24, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 23, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 16, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Furaha (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 13, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Sharifa (Guest) on January 6, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Baridi (Guest) on December 28, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 27, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 24, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Jafari (Guest) on December 23, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Zakaria (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 15, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 12, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Francis Njeru (Guest) on December 11, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 24, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
George Tenga (Guest) on November 19, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Ahmed (Guest) on November 10, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
James Malima (Guest) on November 1, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Rahim (Guest) on October 30, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Aziza (Guest) on October 21, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Omar (Guest) on October 17, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 9, 2023
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Shani (Guest) on October 9, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Makame (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️