Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 18, 2024

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 15, 2024

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 14, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2024

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 2, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 17, 2024

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Nashon (Guest) on August 13, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mashaka (Guest) on August 7, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on July 19, 2024

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 5, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Amir (Guest) on July 4, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 24, 2024

😆 That punchline!

Maneno (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 5, 2024

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 29, 2024

😆 Saving this one!

Baraka (Guest) on May 28, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Mwafirika (Guest) on May 28, 2024

😁 This just made my day!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 8, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 30, 2024

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 26, 2024

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 21, 2024

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Zakia (Guest) on April 5, 2024

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 4, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 26, 2024

😄 Perfect joke!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 15, 2024

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 10, 2024

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Hekima (Guest) on February 27, 2024

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 26, 2024

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on February 21, 2024

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 19, 2024

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Juma (Guest) on February 17, 2024

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 13, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 11, 2024

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Yusuf (Guest) on February 11, 2024

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Bakari (Guest) on January 28, 2024

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 27, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 11, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 1, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

John Malisa (Guest) on December 30, 2023

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 26, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 19, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 14, 2023

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 7, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Biashara (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 24, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 6, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 30, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Abubakar (Guest) on October 27, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Abubakari (Guest) on October 21, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

John Kamande (Guest) on October 19, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 13, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 11, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 5, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

George Tenga (Guest) on September 27, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 24, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 19, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅