What kind of murderer has fiber?

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 23, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 10, 2024

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 2, 2024

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Selemani (Guest) on August 26, 2024

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Yahya (Guest) on August 23, 2024

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 20, 2024

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on August 9, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 8, 2024

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 31, 2024

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Salum (Guest) on July 22, 2024

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 19, 2024

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 7, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Masika (Guest) on July 6, 2024

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Muslima (Guest) on June 24, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 23, 2024

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 23, 2024

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Sofia (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 16, 2024

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 11, 2024

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Kazija (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Brian Karanja (Guest) on May 19, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Rehema (Guest) on May 15, 2024

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Makame (Guest) on May 2, 2024

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 2, 2024

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 6, 2024

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on April 5, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 30, 2024

🤣 This joke is too good!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 27, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 26, 2024

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 24, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Rabia (Guest) on March 12, 2024

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Khamis (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 5, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 3, 2024

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 26, 2024

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 24, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Zubeida (Guest) on February 20, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 17, 2024

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Mustafa (Guest) on February 14, 2024

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 12, 2024

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 10, 2024

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 8, 2024

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 7, 2024

😄 You got me!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 21, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 20, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 12, 2024

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

John Lissu (Guest) on January 4, 2024

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Halimah (Guest) on December 23, 2023

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 18, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 14, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Maida (Guest) on November 29, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 27, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Saidi (Guest) on November 19, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Yusuf (Guest) on November 12, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 11, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷