What do you call two birds in love?

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 25, 2024

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 20, 2024

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 18, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Zawadi (Guest) on September 10, 2024

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Abdullah (Guest) on September 3, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Mohamed (Guest) on August 30, 2024

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 15, 2024

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Shabani (Guest) on August 4, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Salima (Guest) on July 31, 2024

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Jafari (Guest) on July 10, 2024

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 5, 2024

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Shani (Guest) on June 26, 2024

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 26, 2024

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 25, 2024

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 22, 2024

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Kahina (Guest) on June 16, 2024

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 11, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Chiku (Guest) on May 28, 2024

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 23, 2024

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Maneno (Guest) on May 22, 2024

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 21, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Jabir (Guest) on April 23, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Zakaria (Guest) on April 8, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Latifa (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Abdillah (Guest) on March 31, 2024

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 31, 2024

😁 This made my day!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 26, 2024

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 19, 2024

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Warda (Guest) on March 5, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Habiba (Guest) on March 3, 2024

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on February 21, 2024

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 20, 2024

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Chiku (Guest) on February 18, 2024

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Maimuna (Guest) on February 7, 2024

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Zubeida (Guest) on February 2, 2024

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 1, 2024

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 25, 2024

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 18, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Samuel Were (Guest) on January 13, 2024

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 5, 2024

🤣 This joke is too good!

Jafari (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 25, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Yusra (Guest) on December 24, 2023

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 5, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 25, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Halimah (Guest) on November 21, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 21, 2023

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 20, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 20, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Abdullah (Guest) on November 8, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 6, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 3, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Jamal (Guest) on November 1, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 29, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Kazija (Guest) on October 20, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mashaka (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 16, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️