Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 11, 2024

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 8, 2024

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 26, 2024

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 19, 2024

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Baridi (Guest) on August 18, 2024

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 14, 2024

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 5, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 4, 2024

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Halima (Guest) on August 4, 2024

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Charles Mchome (Guest) on July 22, 2024

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Khalifa (Guest) on July 17, 2024

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Fikiri (Guest) on July 15, 2024

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 1, 2024

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 13, 2024

😅 I needed that!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 12, 2024

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 10, 2024

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 5, 2024

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 27, 2024

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Sultan (Guest) on May 20, 2024

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Shukuru (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Abdillah (Guest) on May 12, 2024

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Bakari (Guest) on May 6, 2024

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 5, 2024

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 3, 2024

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Jafari (Guest) on April 30, 2024

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 28, 2024

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Omari (Guest) on April 24, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 9, 2024

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Rubea (Guest) on April 8, 2024

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 8, 2024

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Halimah (Guest) on April 8, 2024

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Biashara (Guest) on March 31, 2024

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 31, 2024

😂 So funny!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 7, 2024

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Mazrui (Guest) on February 29, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 21, 2024

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Nyota (Guest) on February 17, 2024

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Halimah (Guest) on February 14, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 6, 2024

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on February 5, 2024

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Mohamed (Guest) on February 4, 2024

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 3, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 23, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Kiza (Guest) on December 23, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Bahati (Guest) on December 20, 2023

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 10, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Hassan (Guest) on December 10, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Khamis (Guest) on November 17, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 17, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 11, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 10, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 31, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 30, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 13, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Khamis (Guest) on October 12, 2023

😄 What a joke!

Amir (Guest) on October 6, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Masika (Guest) on October 5, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵