The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation: The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. 🎶🏗️
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 20, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 19, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Halima (Guest) on August 30, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 25, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Kassim (Guest) on August 17, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 4, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 3, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Hawa (Guest) on July 24, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 20, 2024
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Warda (Guest) on July 17, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 8, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Mwanais (Guest) on July 1, 2024
😄 You got me good!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 1, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 27, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Maida (Guest) on June 23, 2024
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 3, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Umi (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 30, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 22, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 16, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 16, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Baridi (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 16, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 11, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Halima (Guest) on April 10, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 2, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 29, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 25, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Mhina (Guest) on March 24, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Khalifa (Guest) on March 16, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 8, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 3, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Fikiri (Guest) on February 26, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Irene Makena (Guest) on February 25, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Zuhura (Guest) on February 16, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Azima (Guest) on February 11, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Khatib (Guest) on February 6, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 1, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
Mwanais (Guest) on January 20, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 10, 2024
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Baridi (Guest) on January 7, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 29, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 28, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Majid (Guest) on December 17, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 16, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 10, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 29, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Halimah (Guest) on November 3, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Issack (Guest) on October 30, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Mohamed (Guest) on October 23, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 20, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Khadija (Guest) on October 17, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Sekela (Guest) on October 2, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Saidi (Guest) on September 15, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Mashaka (Guest) on September 8, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪