Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! 🦃⚾️
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! 🤣
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Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 24, 2024
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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2024
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Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 27, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 24, 2024
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Nyota (Guest) on July 13, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Khadija (Guest) on July 7, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 3, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Jafari (Guest) on July 3, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Nchi (Guest) on June 29, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 27, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 25, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 24, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 21, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 27, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 16, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 4, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 28, 2024
🤣 Sending this now!
Zainab (Guest) on April 22, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 13, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 5, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 21, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 17, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Rahma (Guest) on March 14, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 3, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Mjaka (Guest) on March 1, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 1, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Zuhura (Guest) on February 23, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Mgeni (Guest) on February 19, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 19, 2024
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 5, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 19, 2024
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 16, 2024
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 15, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on January 8, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Fikiri (Guest) on January 2, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Halima (Guest) on December 23, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 11, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Rose Waithera (Guest) on December 5, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 29, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 21, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Chum (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Abubakar (Guest) on November 15, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Nchi (Guest) on November 14, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 13, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 3, 2023
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝