Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:14 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU 'yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.
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Angalia kilichojiri katika semina ya wanandoa kuhusu upendo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:09 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kama mpezi wako akikuita MAMITO Unatakiwa umjibu hivi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:51:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ni wazo tuu!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki kilichotokea stesheni ya treni, mambo mengine ukipaniki inakula kwako kama huyu jamaa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:00 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondokaβ¦
Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka.
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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Chezea kufulia!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:34 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wale wa kupenda kupewa pewa namba za simu soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kuwa single nao ugonjwa eh, cheki huyu alichokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:47 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hapa itakuaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:43 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia nilichomfanyia huyu dereva sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:41 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Utani kwa wadada wembamba
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:53:01 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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SOMA HII: Kama wewe ndo baba au mama hapa ungefanyaje!???
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Angalia huyu jamaa anachomwambia mwizi baada ya kumuibia simu yake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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MAJIBU YA MAKONDA WA DALADALA ZETU GONGOLAMBOTO HUKU
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
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Tabia za wachepukaji
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:33 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya kumdanganya mchungaji wangu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hawa Machizi wamezidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:55 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka kwenye harusi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kama simu yako ina wifi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:34 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Makonda wana mambo, Kila mtu ni ndugu yao
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.
Utasikia, "HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO. MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?, NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI. HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH. Babu njoo ukae! Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,
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Unakumbuka haya enzi za shule?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:11 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu jamaa ni shida, Chezea wimbo wa Taifa!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:53:28 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Balaa la mitoto isiyopenda shule
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea? JAMAA: please beby forget me. MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi? JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me. MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.
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Mipango ya mke na mume ya pasaka
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu bibi kazidi sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea nikiiwa namsaidia mtoto home work
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:16 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki kilichonipata sasa, ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na mtoto mmoja mkali baraa yaani ni mzuri sanaaaa, moyo ukanituma nimuimbishe mtoto akakubali kwamba nitafute siku tukae tuongee vizuri akasema nimpe namba yangu ya simu.
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Huyu dogo nimsaidieje? Cheki alivyojichanganya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya bibi na babu kukumbukia mahaba ya ujanani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:46 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
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