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Wabongo ni noma! Angalia huyu mbongo anachokifanya
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:33 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Basi juzi kati hapa sehemu ndogo ya ukuta wa Ikulu ya Magogoni ilianguka!..
Wakapelekwa contractors watatu ili achaguliwe mmoja atakayejenga vzr na kwa bei nafuu!..
Wakwanza alikuwa MUHINDI, wa pili MCHINA na MBONGO!…
Padri Akimbia wakati wa kuungamisha, chanzo ni hiki
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:14 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Padri alikuwa amekaa katika confession booth kanisani
peke yake.
Mara kukaingia jamaa mmoja akapiga magoti upande wa
pili, akafanya ishara ya msalaba kisha akaanza kuungama
{confess}
"Padri nimekuja kuungama dhambi zangu, leo nimefanya
dhambi kubwa sana."
Padri, "Endelea…"
Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:07 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah
Huu ndio mlolongo wa michepuko kuwahi kutokea kati ya mke, mume mwanafunzi na boss
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:20 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.
SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe): Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.
MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando): Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week
(Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution: wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.
Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:37 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake, Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha? Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana. Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini? Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.
Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:40 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu,
Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:06 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
