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Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah
Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:01:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau.
Mke alichomfanyia mme wake kabla ya kwenda safari, Chezea mawaifu walokole wewe!
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:38 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
JAMAA alimuaga mke wake mlokole kuwa anaenda semina ya siku tatu, kumbe anakwenda kwa bi mdogo.
Mke akamwambia mumewe; "Tupige magoti tusali",
Wakapiga magoti…:
MKE: Eee baba msaidie mume wangu afike salama safari yake.
MUME: Emen…
Huu ndio mlolongo wa michepuko kuwahi kutokea kati ya mke, mume mwanafunzi na boss
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Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.
SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe): Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.
MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando): Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week
(Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution: wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.
Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
Kilichotokea kati ya mkaka na mdada walipokutana hotelini
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Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:53 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana; MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi? MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?
