Haya mawazo ya huyu Mtu kuhusu Shetani ni kiboko
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:07 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Dingi kauzu kuliko wote duniani ndiyo huyu hapa
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Mke anamwambia mme wake kuwa angetamani mme wake awe tajiri cheki alichojibiwa
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Angalia sababu ya mwanamme kubadili jina na Kuitwa jina la kike, hii dunia ina mambo kweli
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Duh. Chezeya kuhama!
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Maisha ya kijijini hadi raha!!
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Duh. mjamzito ana kazi
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Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa
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Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Alifanya hivi;Siku ya kwanza
MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
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Njia 3 rahisi za kuondoa kitambi
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Huyu jamaa ni shida, Chezea wimbo wa Taifa!
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!"
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Ulevi noma! Angalia huyu mlevi alichomfanyia huyu jamaa usiku! Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:23 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
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Angalia huyu mwanafunzi anachomjibu huyu mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:25 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. Ticha:"Punda ni mnyama anaefugwa nyumbani,lakini akiwa mwituni anaitwa pundamilia….Je sungura anayeishi mwituni anaitwaje?"
ZUZU:"Sunguramilia."
2.Ticha:"Rais wa kwanza wa kenya aliitwa KENYATTA…Je rais wa kwanza wa
3. Ticha:"Kuku yuko katika jamii ya NDEGE…Je samaki yuko katika jamii ya nini?"
ZUZU:"MELI."
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Sio kwa wivu huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:57 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kwa Wadada wanaotaka kuolewa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:57:21 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki kilichompata huyu dada!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka kwenye harusi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:20 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Usichokijua kuhusu shamba lako
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:04 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mbele ya hela binti usharobaro achia mbali
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:54 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:02 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu jamaa bonge la bwege, ungekua wewe ndiyo rafiki ake ungemwambiaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu
JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu
RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana
JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana
ananificha, mi naita huu ni usaliti wa ndoa.
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Sifa 10 za mwanaume ambaye kila binti anayetaka aolewe angependa aolewe naye!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wale wa kupenda kupewa pewa namba za simu soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:39 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti kati ya Binti wa Kizungu na Binti wa Kibongo mwanamme anapotoka kuoga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:16:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia kilichotokea baada ya dogo kupewa ada na kuitumia kubeti
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:08 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jambo usilolijua kuhusu mwili wako
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Angalia ndoto nyingine zilivyo na Majanga
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Dunia ina mambo! Angalia kilichotokea baada ya mgonjwa kuwekewa macho ya paka
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:56 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho👀, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka🐈🐱,
dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?
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Google, Facebook, WhatsApp, Internet na Umeme nani zaidi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:10 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ndege ya Tanzania
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:48 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh, hii sasa kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:50 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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