Mpenzi Akikuita Mamito, Mjibu Hivi
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Cheki hiki kibabu kulivyowaacha watu hoi wakati mchungaji anafungisha ndoa
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:45 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Angalia anachojibu huyu babu. Wazee wengine bwana
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Kilichotokea Leo mahakamani
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Cheka kidogo: Majibu ya mhindi kwenye mtihani wa Kiswahili alipoambiwa ajibu methali
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Mshahara usiobadilika
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Kwa Wadada wanaotaka kuolewa
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Madhara ya kwenda baa na mke ndo kama haya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:34 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa alienda Bar na mke wake wa ndoa wakakaa kwenye viti, wakati wanasubiri vinywaji akapita binti mmoja anayejiuza akamsogelea yule mke wa jamaa
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Cheki huyu mwanamke anavyomkomoa mme wake baada ya kumsaliti
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Tatizo la kukuta nywele kwenye chakula
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:54:28 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu boyfriend alivyomuweza huyu msichana wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:12 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla
akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti
akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya
kimahaba
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Sifa mbaya: Cheki kilichompata huyu mwanaume mpenda sifa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Baada ya kuumizwa kimapenzi haya ndiyo maneno
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Madogo wa sikuizi ni kiboko, cheki huyu alichokifanya akiwa darasani na mwalimu wake
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:06 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Kapresha kakiamua kuja kanakujaga tuu, cheki kilichompata huyu mme wa mtu mpenda michepuko
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:58:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Safari ni safari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:43 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Muda mzuri wa kulipa mahari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wazo la jioni hii
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Duh! Hiki nacho chombo cha moto?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Vichekesho vya kukuondoa mawazo leo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:02 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dokta alipotembelea wodi ya mgonjwa wake aliyepata ajali. Mgonjwa akiwa amening'inizwa mikono juu akauliza "dokta ntaweza kweli kupiga kinanda nkitoka hospitali?" Dokta: Bila shaka utaweza, wewe ni mpiga kinanda mzuri enh? Mgonjwa: Hapana sijawahi kabisa bado.
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Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:02:40 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
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Maisha ya Pwani ni Shidaaaaah
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:49 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu jamaa kawaweza polisi watatu, cheki alichowaambia
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: kimya
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: we nani kwani?
Polisi::: sisi polisi
Jamaa::: mnataka nini?
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Hapo sasa!! Ni shida!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:31 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huu ndio Umuhimu wa English katika mapenzi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mambo ya pesa haya..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:03 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Dongo kwako kama una degree moja Halafu unachagua kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:00:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia alichokifanya huyu mkaka alipoenda benki π¦
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya mzungu na mbongo kukaa siti moja, bongo wasanii wengi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:06:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,
Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=.
Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?
Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.
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Gari na mke nini muhimu?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:47:27 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia haya maswali ya huyu mtoto yalivyomagumu, ndio maana wazee wetu walikua wanatudanganya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto: Mama, hivi kabla hujanizaa uliniona!?
Mama: Hapana mwanangu sijakuona.
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