Kilichotokea Baada ya mlevi na mchungaji kukutana
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:22 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
MCHUNGAJI; "Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; "Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?
MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano!
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Amri za chuo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:49 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu ungemshauri nini huyu mwanafunzi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia nilichokifanya baada ya kuumwa na meno
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:09 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii sasa ni kali
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:51:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia alichojibu huyu mwanafunzi, Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu wake ungemfanyaje?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:55 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki huyu jamaa anachomfanyia huyu mrembo kanisani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:29 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
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Utoto raha..! Angalia hawa watoto wanachokifanya sasa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:48 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kwa nini watu hawapendi hesabu!! Sababu hii hapa!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:01 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia haya maswali ya huyu mtoto yalivyomagumu, ndio maana wazee wetu walikua wanatudanganya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:08:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto: Mama, hivi kabla hujanizaa uliniona!?
Mama: Hapana mwanangu sijakuona.
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Angalia huyu jamaa anachomwambia mwizi baada ya kumuibia simu yake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:33 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kuna watu makauzu ila huyu kazidi.. Soma hii!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:10:15 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu mme ni shida
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:49:33 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mume alichomjibu mchepuko wa mke wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:12 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mapenzi Stress tupu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:48:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nilichokifanya wakati naangalia taarifa ya habari
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:10:00 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh, Ukisikia ngoma droo ndio hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia walichofanyiana hawa wanadoa, Kati ya huyu mme na mke nani zaidi?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:07:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani nilifanya mapenzi na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako
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Hapo sasa!! Ni shida!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:11:31 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:02 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:50 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
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Alichokifanya jamaa baada ya kuokota wallet yenye pesa za kumwaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:09 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station
"Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hivi…"
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Angalia kilichonikuta nilipoenda kwa mganga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:01 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Kizungu kigumu, cheki alichojibu huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:14 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Vituko vinavyoandikwa kwenye daladala
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:59:16 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Cheki kilichotokea baada ya kufumaniwa
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:09:19 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mambao ya saluni ni shida, cheki kilichotokea kwa huyu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:32 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia alichokifanya huyu mkaka alipoenda benki 🏦
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichompata huyu jamaa mroho wa nyama, Hata kaa arudie tena
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:55 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Jamaa kaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake Levi, kule sehemu za kwetu, akakaribishwa bonge ya ugali na nyama nyingi tu, wakati anakula akagundua kuwa shemeji yake, mke wa rafiki yake hali nyama;
JAMAA: Aise hili ni bonge ya lanchi hii, lakini Levi mbona
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Mvua zazua kasheshe! Soma hii..
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:35 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Cheki nilichomfanyia boss wangu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:03:30 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sitasahau mwaka huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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