Hapo sasa patamu, cheki jamaa alivyowezwa na huyu dogo
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Mfugaji mmoja alikwenda kwa mfugaji mwenzake (ambae pia ni bwana mifugo wa eneo lao) asubuhi moja. Alipobisha hodi mtoto wa kiume wa umri upatao miaka 12 akamfungulia mlango. Mazungumzo yafuatayo yakafuatia:
Mkulima: Baba yako yupo?
Mtoto: Hapana Mzee, amekwenda mjini.
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Utajuaje kama unachoangalia ni filamu ya kibongo!!!!
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Duh. mjamzito ana kazi
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Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili
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Haya nayo ni maajabu mengine kwa wazazi wa mabinti
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Huyu traffic noma, kweli ulevi mbaya
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Angalia huyu mvulana anachomwambia huyu daktari baada ya rafiki yake wa kike kupata ujauzito
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Sababu ya girlfriend π§ kuniblock
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Mambao ya saluni ni shida, cheki kilichotokea kwa huyu
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Stori za simu za wavulana na wasichana
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Angalia wadada walivyoumbuka kwenye hii test
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Ticha katangaza test , Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.
Swali la kwanza, Taja vyakula vi3 ambavyo ukienda hotelini umelipiwa utapenda kula (marks 1)
WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo. WADADA wakajaza; burger, pizza, egg chop. Swali la
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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka akiwa ndani ya dala dala baada ya kupokea simu ya mkewe
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Majibu ya mkato ya kuchekesha Kutoka Kenya
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Huyu Jamaa kaona bora afe kuliko mke wake ajue Siri zake
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Kilichotokea Baada ya mlevi na mchungaji kukutana
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MCHUNGAJI; "Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; "Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; "Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?
MLEVI; "Nakunywa bia tano!
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Tabia za wachepukaji
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Huyu bibi kweli kiboko, cheki alichofanya akiwa na babu
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Mpenzi Akikuita Mamito, Mjibu Hivi
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Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake
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Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
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Eti kupooza chai kwa kizungu inaitwaje?
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Angalia pombe ilichomfanya huyu jamaa, kweli pombe haimuachi mtu salama
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Jinsi Mapenzi yanavyoweza kukupa stress
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Hii sasa kali kweli kweli!!
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Dingi kauzu kuliko wote duniani ndiyo huyu hapa
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Hapa itakuaje?
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Mbele ya hela binti usharobaro achia mbali
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Angalia alichokifanya huyu sharobaro kanisani
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Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,
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Walevi wana Mambo! Angalia wanachokisema
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Huyu bibi kazidi sasa
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Amri za chuo
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Lugha za namba ni noma
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Jamaa mpenda michepuko kapatikana
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