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MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza.
MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini?
MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia
Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni "nikusaidie nini?"

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Padri alikuwa amekaa katika confession booth kanisani peke yake. Mara kukaingia jamaa mmoja akapiga magoti upande wa pili, akafanya ishara ya msalaba kisha akaanza kuungama {confess} "Padri nimekuja kuungama dhambi zangu, leo nimefanya dhambi kubwa sana." Padri, "Endelea…"

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WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown?? HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?

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Dokta alipotembelea wodi ya mgonjwa wake aliyepata ajali. Mgonjwa akiwa amening'inizwa mikono juu akauliza "dokta ntaweza kweli kupiga kinanda nkitoka hospitali?"
Dokta: Bila shaka utaweza, wewe ni mpiga kinanda mzuri enh?
Mgonjwa: Hapana sijawahi kabisa bado.

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Huu usharobaro mwingine uchizi. Jamaa kamzimia demu kanisani,

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Mwalimu aliuliza swali "Kwanini watu wanapenda MAPENZI kuliko VITA?

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MWANAHARAKATI: Hawa nguruwe unawalishanini? . MFUGAJI: Nawalisha mabaki ya chakula toka migahawa mbalimbali . MWANAHARAKATI: Hayo ni makosa unawatesawanyama kwa kuwalisha chakula kichafu. Akapigwa faini… Baada ya siku chache wakaja wanaharakati toka Umoja wa Mataifa

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Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?

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