Nilichokifanya jana baada ya kushuka kwenye basi Ubungo
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Hili nalo neno kwa wavulana
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Angalia pombe ilichomfanya huyu jamaa, kweli pombe haimuachi mtu salama
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Angalia ndoto nyingine zilivyo na Majanga
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Dongo kwako kama una degree moja Halafu unachagua kazi
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Vichekesho vya kukuondoa mawazo leo
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Dokta alipotembelea wodi ya mgonjwa wake aliyepata ajali. Mgonjwa akiwa amening'inizwa mikono juu akauliza "dokta ntaweza kweli kupiga kinanda nkitoka hospitali?"
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Swali la kizushi kwa wadada wanaovaa mawigi
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Wazo la jioni hii
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:43 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Je, Chuoni kwako Kukoje?
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Je, hii ni kweli kwa wale wasichana wasiojibu meseji WhatsApp!!!?
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Angalia huyu jamaa anachomwambia mwizi baada ya kumuibia simu yake
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Nilichokifanya baada ya kualikwa na mchumba wangu kwao
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Dunia ina mambo, soma hii
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Sababu ya mwanaume kunya kitandani alipokuwa kalala na mke wake
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Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe. Mara akamuona mtu amesimama kitandani.
Jamaa akafoka, "Toka hapa, we ni nani mpaka unakuja kitandani mwangu?"
Yule mtu akajibu, "Mi ni malaika na hapa sio kitandani mwako uko mbinguni!"
Jamaa, "Huh! Inamaana nimekufa,mbona mi bado kijana… naomba nirudishwe!"
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Angalia huyu msichana alichonifanyia
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Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi
Updated at: 2023-04-29 14:10:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.
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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:02 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?
Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.
MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?
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Eti hili nalo ni kweli kwa dada yako?
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Huyu mlinzi bwana
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:45:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mabinti wengine kwa kupenda hela! cheki huyu anachokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:03:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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gal: hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Girl: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani
Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu
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Simu ilivyozua utata
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:13:37 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia jamaa alivyouweza huu mchepuko wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:38 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huu mchezo hautaki makeup
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Unakumbuka hizi enzi za utoto?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:05 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Huyu Baba ni noma, Cheki anachomjibu huyu mtoto wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:23 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Jamaa mpenda michepuko kapatikana
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Angalia huyu mgonjwa
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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka kwenye harusi
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Tofauti ya mchaga na mhaya wakipata kazi
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Wanandoa wa Kijapani wakibishana
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Angalia haya maswali ya huyu mtoto yalivyomagumu, ndio maana wazee wetu walikua wanatudanganya
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Mtoto: Mama, hivi kabla hujanizaa uliniona!?
Mama: Hapana mwanangu sijakuona.
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Mimi ndio nimeelewa hivi!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:55:46 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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