Angalia nilichomjibu huyu kuhusu kabila langu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:40 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Januari kweli ngumu, soma hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:41 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Vichekesho vya kukuondoa mawazo leo
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Dokta alipotembelea wodi ya mgonjwa wake aliyepata ajali. Mgonjwa akiwa amening'inizwa mikono juu akauliza "dokta ntaweza kweli kupiga kinanda nkitoka hospitali?"
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Cheka kidogo, angalia anachosema huyu mchaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:09:37 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mzee wa kichaga na hela zake. Angalia anachofanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:17:50 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Tofauti ya mke na mchepuko!!!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:56:25 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Utani wa wachaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:58:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ni wazo tuu!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:52:00 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Mambo ya pesa haya..
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:14:03 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ulishawahi kupenda kwa namna hii??!!
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:46 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Huu ndio uchawi unaweza kufanyika siku mpenzi wako akikutambulisha kwao
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:39 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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SOMA HII: Kama wewe ndo baba au mama hapa ungefanyaje!???
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:37 (3 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Angalia kilichojiri katika semina ya wanandoa kuhusu upendo
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:00:09 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Hii bahati mbaya hii haifai kusema Samahani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:52:04 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Duh! Angalia alichokula huyu mwizi! Wizi mwingine bwana!
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:12:54 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Ukimuona mbwa kwenye harusi hii ndiyo maana yake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:29 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kwa nini Watu hawapostigi hii? Hata selfie sijaonaga
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:02 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sitasahau mwaka huu
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:08:18 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Maswali ya kijinga yakijibiwa vizuri
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:55:56 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Sababu ya watu kupenda mapenzi kuliko vita
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:17 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwalimu aliuliza swali
"Kwanini watu wanapenda MAPENZI kuliko VITA?
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Kilichotokea Leo mahakamani
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:27 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kama simu yako ina wifi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:34 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:57:42 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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SMS Mafua ndiyo hii
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:04:36 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kwa nini vitu vunavyoanza na "K" ni vitamu sana?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:22 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Zuzu kaniuliza, "Anko, unajua vitu vinavyoanzia na K ni vitamu sana."
Nikashtuka, "Astaghafilulah we mtoto! Niondolee wehu wako hapa!"
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Cheki huyu mtoto anachomjibu mwalimu wake, kufundisha watoto ni kazi kweli kweli
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:13:20 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mwanafunzi wa darasa la 2 kaulizwa na mwalimu wake
Hivi:je ukipewa maandazi 5 ukiambiwa kula 3 tu yatabaki mangapi?
Akamjibu hivi:nikipewa na chai hakibaki kitu mwalimu.
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Angalia huyu mwalimu alichokifanya
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:54:58 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Angalia huyu mke wa mtu anavyojichanganya hadi kwa mme wake
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:14:00 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
MUME: "Mke wangu nasikia John katembea na wake za watu wooote hapa mtaani kasoro mmoja tu!"
MKE: "Mmmh! basi huyo aliebaki atakuwa MAMA MBILINGE KISIKI, maana yule mama ndo ANAJIFANYAGA MGUMU sanaaa.!!"
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Duh, hii sasa kazi
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:15:50 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:07:29 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Kilichotokea baada ya kuzamia sherehe
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:06:48 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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Wanaume ni noma, Angalia wanachokifanyaga wakimwona mwanamke
Updated at: 2024-05-25 16:59:33 (2 years ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
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