eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - Topic 6 - AckySHINE
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the π-wearing teacher shine brighter than the π? Find the answer to this sunny riddle! ππ©βπ«
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What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈππ What do you call a vampire who loves teaching? Find out, it's fang-tastic! ππ§ββοΈπ
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Why couldnβt the turkey eat dessert?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π¦ eat dessert? It was already stuffed! ππ
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Why was the turkey arrested?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ "Gobble gobble," said the turkey. π "Why me?" he asked, feathers ruffled. "Caught red-handed? More like red-beaked!" ποΈ #FowlPlay
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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§ββοΈ When the witch acted naughty, oh dear! π To a place not so cozy, I fear. πͺοΈ With her broomstick in hand, she'd better beware, π§Ή Off to a spot where things fly through the air! π¨
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Where do ghosts go for a swim?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where do ghosts go for a swim?π In a π»ghoulf course! No need for sunscreen! ππ»
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π»Where does a ghost feel most alive?π°
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What do you have in December that you donβt have in any other month?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:13 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
In December, I sparkle and glow β¨ But in other months, it's a no-show! π
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What do you call two birds in love?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:04 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What do you call two birds in love? ππ¦
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Why donβt animals eat clowns?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π€‘ Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ππΏ
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What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! π§π"
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π§πΌπ€π« Want a riddle, pals? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? π€π§ββοΈπ Because he heard grades were "climbing" and he wanted to reach the top! ππ Can you guess why?
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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did everyone want the π΅ teacher on their βΎ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! πΆπ
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Why couldnβt the ghost see his parents?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the π» see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! πͺπ
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What do a car and an elephant have in common?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πβπ What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! π₯π€£
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Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:00 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Beware, my friend, of playing sly games with a snake! It'll hiss and slither, with a venomous take! π
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What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
ποΈ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? π"ποΈ
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Why are fish so smart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do fish π love to swim in schools? π« Because they know it's fintelligent! ππ
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What time is it when you have a toothache?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦· When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?
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How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π» What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a π¦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? ππΎ
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π "Hey beach, wanna wave at me all day? I'm shore you'll have a whale of a time!" ποΈ
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Why did the book join the police force?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π Why did the book join the police force? π Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! πβοΈπ
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Which Budgie owns the cage?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? π€
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Whatβs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦π£οΈ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! π€π‘
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Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? π΄ββοΈπ€ It was just two-tired! π
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π¦ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey π make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! π€π
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Which school supply is king of the classroom?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? π
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΏWhy did the π¦ΉββοΈrobber take a shower?π€ To wash away his π£footprints, leaving no πclues behind!ππ
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π What did the teacher do at the beach? ποΈ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! π³β¨
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How did the hairdresser win the race?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πββοΈWhy did the hairdresser win the race? Because she always had a πcutting edgeπ and a π¨blow-dryer boost! No wonder she left the competition πββοΈ in the dust!πͺοΈ Can you unravel her secret? π€
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
π· What do you call a pig that does karate? π₯ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! π½π₯ Can you guess his name?
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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
πΆ This furry friend loves to primp and play! With a wagging tail, it struts away. What kind of dog loves the groomer all day? πΎ
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