Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they fly? 🦆✈️ Because they don't want to quack up in midair! 😄🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did everyone want the 🎵 teacher on their ⚾ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! 🎶😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:42 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👑 In the kingdom of the classroom, who reigns supreme? This supply wears a crown, ruling with laughter and gleam! Can you guess who it might be? 👑

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐭 "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! 🧀😝"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do cowboys 🤠 ride horses? It's like dating! 🐴🌹 They're tired of wrangling cows 🐄 And need a wild ride instead! 🤪🐎

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey 🍗 make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What's up, cuppa-licious? Let's dish out some tea-rrific gossip! ☕️🍽️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why can't skeletons play music? 🎶💀 Because they have no organs! 🎺🎸🎹

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are polar bears always undecided? 🐻❄️ They can't decide where to vote! 🗳️🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡 Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 😂🍿

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕒 Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It was 🤕 "second" sick!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:11 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦷 When your smile is "tooth"-hurty, what time is it?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦆: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? 🤡😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do fish 🐠 love to swim in schools? 🏫 Because they know it's fintelligent! 🐟😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌍 In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! ❄️ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, 🤔 How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? 🐻🎣 Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, 😄 So put on your thinking caps, my dear! 🧢✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? 🏴‍☠️ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! 🎟️💸

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐔 Why did the chicken go to jail? 🚓 Because it was caught eggtremely 🐣 bad-beaking! 🤭

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:37 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤯🔌 What happened when ol' Benjamin Franklin stumbled upon electricity? Did his 🧠 explode or did he get a ⚡️shocking revelation? Let's unravel his emotions in this electrifying riddle!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do 🐝 have sticky hair? It's their secret weapon 🕷️ to keep honey thieves 🍯 stuck in a sweet trap. 🙈🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 🦃 eat dessert? It was already stuffed! 🍗😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?🦃🎄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the monster ask his sweetheart? 🤔👹❤️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦟 What do you call a fly with no wings? A walkie-talkie! 🚶‍♀️📞

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:06 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🕵️‍♀️ What kind of murderer has fiber? Sneaky suspect, always full of surprises! 🔎😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐇🎶 Guess the tunes that make this fluffy critter hop! 🎶 What's a rabbit's fav kind of music? Tune in to find out! 🐰🎵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

💌 Hey envelope, I've got your back! Stick with me and we'll go places. Can you handle the stamp of approval? 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do eggs hate jokes? 🥚🤔 Because they always crack up! 😄🍳

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was the computer cold? 🤔❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦃 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and ✨shine✨ like a 💫star💫! Show her your 🧠genius🧠 and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:22 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐿️ "What did the squirrel give for Valentine's Day? 🌰💌"