eBooks: Funny Questions with answers, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine - AckySHINE
What did one eye say to the other?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'E'! Any guesses, wink-wink? ๐"๐๏ธ
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What did the teacher do at the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ What did the teacher do at the beach? ๐๏ธ She had a whale of a time, teaching the waves how to solve math problems! ๐ณโจ
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What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasnโt feeling well?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the horse need a doctor? ๐ด๐ท
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What did the monster ask his sweetheart?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What did the monster ask his sweetheart? ๐ค๐นโค๏ธ
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Where do books hide when theyโre scared?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a ๐. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฌ๏ธWhat's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! ๐ป๐
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Whatโs a frogโs favorite game?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why did the frog join the gaming world? ๐ธ๐ฎ Hoping to find its favorite game!
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How long should an elephantโs legs be?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:32 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ How long should an elephantโs legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground without falling over! ๐
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What did the snowman have for breakfast?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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Why did the robber take a shower?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:54 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฟWhy did the ๐ฆนโโ๏ธrobber take a shower?๐ค To wash away his ๐ฃfootprints, leaving no ๐clues behind!๐๐
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Why do eggs hate jokes?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do eggs hate jokes? ๐ฅ๐ค Because they always crack up! ๐๐ณ
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What did the duck say to the clown?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ: Quack, quack! Hey clown, can you honk your nose louder than me? ๐คก๐
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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐๏ธ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! ๐๐
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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:52 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why do ๐ put sunscreen before beach? ๐ They don't want to peel! ๐๐
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ท What do you call a pig that does karate? ๐ฅ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! ๐ฝ๐ฅ Can you guess his name?
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Why couldnโt the boy go to the pirate movie?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why couldn't the boy go to the pirate movie? ๐ดโโ ๏ธ Because he couldn't afford the ticket! ๐๏ธ๐ธ
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What bird loves construction work?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:30 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐จ๐ฆ What bird loves construction work? This feathered friend always has a beak-utiful blueprint! ๐๏ธ๐ฆ
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐นWhat did the farmer ๐ give his wife ๐ฉโ๐พ for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both ๐ฅheartwarming and ๐งcheesy!
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? Let's unravel this feathered mystery and find out! ๐ค
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
"What's shakin', ๐งฒ? I'm stickin' around!" ๐
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What did the baker say to his wife?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:27 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ "Honey, I'm kneaded in your life like dough, but tell me, what's my secret ingredient to keep you rising with love?" ๐ฅ
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What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฒ+๐= โWhat do you get when you mix a pine tree with an apple? ๐ค Nature's spiky, fruity puzzle! ๐๐ณ
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Why was the math book always worried?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:57 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why was the math book always worried? ๐โ๐ข๐ค
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Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:46 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Where can you learn to make ice cream? ๐จ This place is cool, like a dream! It's not at a school or a gym, But it's sprinkled with sweetness, not slim. With cones and toppings, so extreme, Guess this frosty spot, it's a scream! ๐ฐ๐ง
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What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ต "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" ๐ต
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Are turkey leftovers good for your health?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:38 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ฆ Leftovers galore, it's time to play! Can gobbled turkey ๐ make your health sway? This riddle's tricky, so gather your might, Guess the answer, and avoid a food fight! ๐ค๐
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What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What's up, neigh-bor? Ready for some hay-larious horsin' around? ๐ด๐
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What is a witchโs favorite subject in school?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐งโโ๏ธ Enchantingly puzzling! Here's a riddle for you: What subject wiggles brooms and brews potions? ๐๐ฎ It's a witch's ultimate passion! Can you guess?
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What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineโs Day?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐น Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! ๐ฌ
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Why canโt skeletons play music?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Why can't skeletons play music? ๐ถ๐ Because they have no organs! ๐บ๐ธ๐น
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What has an eye, but cannot see?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
๐ I have an eye that's always wide, But I can't see a thing, even when I tried! From day to night, my vision's a blur, Guess who I am, with no sight to refer?
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What has 18 legs and catches flies?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
What ๐ท๏ธ has 18 legs, ๐ฆ can't escape, and ๐โโ๏ธ runs away from?
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