Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌹 Roses are red, violets are blue, But this flower's a nightmare, it's true! On Valentine's Day, avoid this bloom, Or else you'll end up in the doghouse room! 😬

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a garden so bright, a riddle takes flight 🌼 Which flower loves to chat, from morning till night? 🌸💬 With petals as lips, it never misses a chance 🌺😄 To gossip and giggle, this bloom loves to dance! 💃🌻

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

"What's shakin', 🧲? I'm stickin' around!" 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 Why did the book join the police force? 🚓 Because it wanted to catch all the "punctuation criminals" behind bars! 🔍✍️😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:36 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐻 What's the secret of bears keeping their den cool in the summer? It's a 🍦-licious riddle, but can you bear the sweetness of the answer? 😄🐾

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:45 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎄 What's the secret behind a Christmas alphabet? 🌟 It's got letters that jingle, while the regular alphabet just sings! 🎅🎁

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐻❄️🏦: Where do polar bears keep their money? 🤔💰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are elephants such bad dancers? 🐘💃 They always have trouble finding the right "trunks" moves! 😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why do birds fly south? It's a mystery! Maybe they're just chasing the 🌞 and wanting a break from the chilly weather! ❄️🐦🌴

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What 🕷️ has 18 legs, 🦟 can't escape, and 🏃‍♀️ runs away from?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥕: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? 🍄: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! 🎶 #VeggieJokes

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

👁️ Why did the Cyclops stop teaching? He couldn't keep an eye on his students, they always saw right through him! 👀😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:24 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐭 "Hands off my cheese, you cheeky thief! 🧀😝"

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:41 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚪 Knock, knock, who's there? A riddle for you, if you dare! Behind this door, a mystery awaits, Guess who's knocking, before it's too late! 🕵️‍♂️😄🚪

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did everyone want the 🎵 teacher on their ⚾ team? Because he always hit the right note and made their opponents sing the blues! 🎶😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:40 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:09 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎢 What makes a top dizzy with glee? This riddle's here for you, you'll see! At the amusement park, it's quite clear, A ride that brings a top utmost cheer! 🎠

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 What makes Marxists go bananas for fruity brews? 🍌🍵 Can you crack their secret code? 😄 Their love for fruit infusions is a Marx of distinction! 🍎🍓☕️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:03 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️❄️ What happens when a vampire and a snowman combine? It's a frost-bitingly hilarious mystery! 🤔❄️🧛‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🚗❓🐘 What do a car and an elephant have in common? They both love a trunk-full of peanuts! 🥜🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐔 Why did the chicken go to jail? 🚓 Because it was caught eggtremely 🐣 bad-beaking! 🤭

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? 🍀 Because you don't want to press your luck! 😄✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! 🎈🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐄 On the weekends, where do cows moove to have fun? 🌞 They go to the 🍦 pasture, of course! It's their udderly favorite spot! 😄🐮

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌬️What's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! 👻🚀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why was the computer cold? 🤔❄️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:58 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why couldn't the 👻 see his parents? Boo-hoo! They ghosted him! 👪😂

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:47 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

📚 "Where do books hide when they're scared?" whispered the librarian, a 🙊. The shelves chuckled, pondering the riddle's secret.

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:49 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦖🗣️ "What's the secret code to make a T-Rex chat? Solve this riddle, it's where the fun's at! 🤔💡

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:56 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡Why was the clown crying? 🎭 Because he couldn't 🚫 find the 🤡punchline! 😂🥳