Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:12 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌽I can't eat, but I'm fruity to the core! Guess my favorite fruit, or I'll just 🌽 all the more!🍎🍌🍇🍊

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:39 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔If a butcher wears an XL shirt & size 13 shoes, guess his weight, no need to snooze! 🎈🤣

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐟What swims in the sea, but can't see? 🤔 This one-eyed joker is quite a sight! 😂 Guess my name, oh clever soul, And you'll solve this riddle, making me whole! 🌊😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:02 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🗓️ What became of the man who swiped a calendar from the store? 🤔 His days were numbered! 😂📆😵

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:48 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐻❄️🏦: Where do polar bears keep their money? 🤔💰

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:31 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Hey boo, let's calculate our love together! 💕

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤡 Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 😂🍿

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What icy treat did Frosty 🥶 choose at Wendy’s®?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🧛‍♂️Sink your teeth into this puzzler: what fruit makes Dracula say "I'm 🧡ing it!"? 🍟

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:34 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌍 In the land of ice and snow, a riddle I shall throw! ❄️ Tell me, dear folks, in a jolly show, 🤔 How do you snatch a polar bear, you know? 🐻🎣 Cleverness and laughter will make it clear, 😄 So put on your thinking caps, my dear! 🧢✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:25 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥕: Hey mushroom, what's your favorite song by The Beat-les? 🍄: I'm a "Fun Guy"! Can't choose just one! 🎶 #VeggieJokes

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:10 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What player made the banker say 💰💃?

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What did the monster ask his sweetheart? 🤔👹❤️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐦Birds so bright, feathers of all hues, In a colorful cage, there's quite the crew! One's red, one's blue, one's green, oh my! Tell me, dear friend, which budgie's cage is nigh? 🤔

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:43 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌊🚌 The daring bus that challenged the sea, with wheels so waterproof, which could it be? 🌊🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:14 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Get ready to chuckle! These hilarious jokes will leave you in stitches and brighten up even the gloomiest of days. Let the laughter begin!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:07 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍽️ What kind of table can you have for dinner? 🤔❓ It's not just any table... it's a table with a 🚀! Guess the answer, if you're able! 😉✨

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:08 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

What 🕷️ has 18 legs, 🦟 can't escape, and 🏃‍♀️ runs away from?

Updated at: 2025-01-31 21:10:40 (1 year ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

In a flap, this bird lost a sprig 🐦✨, Now flying around, it's quite a gig! To find where it goes, you must know the weather ☀️🌧️, Don't fret, quirky clues are all we gather!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:44 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are polar bears always undecided? 🐻❄️ They can't decide where to vote! 🗳️🌍

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🍌 I'm a fruity delight, 🤔 👟 But not made for your feet! 😄 Guess what I'm called? 🍌👠

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌬️What's a boomerang that refuses to return? It's like a forgetful ghost! It's gone with the wind... forever! 👻🚀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:53 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 💀 cross the 🛣️? Spooky surprise or just to catch up with his funny bone friend? 🤔😄

Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🥒 "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" 🥒

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🐛 What do you call a worm with no teeth? 🤔 This little wriggler is a real "gummy" worm! 😄🍭

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:05 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🤔 When your teacher rolls her eyes at you, remember to stay calm and ✨shine✨ like a 💫star💫! Show her your 🧠genius🧠 and prove her wrong. Who knows, she might end up rolling her eyes at her own mistake! 😉

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🦇 What's a bat's favorite pastime? 🤔 Hint: It's not just hanging around! 😉🎾✨

Updated at: 2023-07-03 07:06:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Comedy Central: 10 Jokes That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor Laughing, Clutching Your Sides, and Begging for Mercy!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:51 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🎺🥶 What's the chilling secret of the boy's frozen 🎺? A frosty tune? An icy jam? Solve this frosty riddle and you'll know, fam! ❄️🕵️‍♂️

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:23 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

🌹What did the farmer 🚜 give his wife 👩‍🌾 for Valentine's Day? A gift that's both 🥕heartwarming and 🧀cheesy!

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why are there fences around cemeteries? 🤔 Because it's 'grave'yard humor, folks! 👻 To keep those lively skeletons from having a 'grave'yard party! 💃🏻🎉 But hey, maybe the fences are just to prevent zombies from ordering takeout! 🧟‍♂️💀

Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:55 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)

Why did the 🐘 cross the 🛣️? To give the chicken a break and show off its trunk skills! 🐔😎